Help!

I just got chocolate cake shoved down my throat. By my bosses.
And then they made me go get bagels from the Dean's Office. Three of them.
What the hell is going on? I didn't even want food. Fuckfuckfuck.

So anyway, I stashed the bagels in my book bag. Maybe I'll save them for this weekend's meals.
I got my daily coffee too, and I have sparkling water.

I think I might ditch out on work this afternoon. I really love how compassionate my supers are, but really, it's been too much this morning. I still am actually feeling a little under the weather, and I hate feeling sick.

Also, this morning I smashed my pointer finger on my right hand in the door. It bloody fucking hurt like HELL. My super splinted it for me like MacGyver because our campus nurse charges $15 up front. Screw that. But it hurts still, like, a lot.

I didn't even get to put makeup on this morning because I woke up so late. I look like hell. I'm sweating like a pig in my fleece jacket and I just feel so shitty.

Luckily, the cake with frosting was only 104 calories.
Cue sigh of relief.

I just want to take a nap. This morning has already been a train wreck and it's only 9:30. Can it just be the weekend already??